back to the bigfoot...

So, seeing as there is only a month until my birthday, I found it necessary to undertake measures on how to defend myself in the event that the Sasquatch has tracked me down in Scotland and decided to wage an attack on me. I'm sure Sasquatch is thinking, "What better day then her birthday??"

Lukily, I received this card which gave step-by-step instructions to defend myself if such an event were to occur!

Excellent!