darksuckers...

Now, to explain the truth about light and dark: the darksuckers theory.

The basic premise is that what we think are light-emitting sources (lightbulbs, candles, the sun) are actually darksuckers. They do not emit light, but rather suck dark.

Darksuckers will not work indefinitely - they all have their own life-time. Once a darksucker has sucked up too much dark, it is basically ineffective. Hence why lightbulbs have a black film on them when they've stopped working: they've built up too much dark inside. For candles, the wick is where the dark collects, hence why it turns black. And what about the sun, the most powerful darksucker in existence, you may ask? What do you think sun spots are?? Yes, a build-up of dark.

The sun will eventually suck up so much dark from the expansive universe that the dark will collapse the darksucker in a black hole (i.e., condensed darkness).

More proof? Well, dark is heavier than light. Why do you think that the bottom of the ocean/lake/water source is darker than the top? The darkness is sinking to the bottom, whereas light (light, is "light," obviously) floats to the surface.

So, now you know. Another flawless theory.